Pets Eat Their Master Lyrics

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Through all trials and tribulations We will travel every nation With my ...Read Full Lyrics

If Stewart talked, what would he say? Enough to keep you here ten more years Where we shock ya with our 'therapy' Throw the switch on your fantasies With our little electronic rin...Read Full Lyrics

Believe me, if I were dicator You know what I'd do! ? Come to think of it, There's a problem there For aspiring tyrants like me and you... Ever wonder what it'd really be like To ...Read Full Lyrics

(birds chirping) (chanting) (water drop and evil laughing) As I submit the new world grows in Six, I cover myself with lamb skin Black family, fine point to win That again, prophec...Read Full Lyrics

Monogrammed toilet paper rollers that sing Ever wonder who would buy these things? The ones with plastic Santas in their yards And custom license plates no one understands Strengt...Read Full Lyrics

Give me an "M"-M! Give me an "A"-A! Give me a "U"-you! Give me an "L"-L! Give me your money - Sure! What's that spell? - Mall What's that spell? - Shopping Mall 'Scuse me Pardon m...Read Full Lyrics

Lost the vote, but god elected me I'm never wrong kuz he speaks through me I'm the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was President Meet the Terror o...Read Full Lyrics

When they came for the Jews I didn't protest, I wasn't a Jew When they came for the crack dealers I applauded that too Tired of tripping over homeless beggars At the latte stand Dr...Read Full Lyrics

In the dirtiest part of the city Where the sun refused to shine People tell me there ain't no use in tryin' My love, you're so young and pretty One thing I know is true You're gon...Read Full Lyrics

Well I come from a long line Of tree falling men And this company town was here Before my grandpappy settled in We kept enough trees a-standin' So our kids could tow the line But n...Read Full Lyrics