Philadelphia Lyrics

Do you remember when you said to me"Now I lay me down to dreamI pray to you my soul to keep"I thought prayers were for the weakAnd if I die before I wakeThis heart of mine is yours...Read Full Lyrics

(Uh huh)I like big titsYou see 'em on the streetLeft and rightI like big tits (that's right)I try to look away but i can't resistEverytime I try to call it quitsHear come some tits...Read Full Lyrics

CHORUS(A)Why You Got A Beat On Up In My Bubble,(A)Up In My Bubble, Up In My Bubble.(A)Why You Got A Beat On Up In My Bubble,(A)Up In My Bubble, Your Asking For Trouble.(M)All These...Read Full Lyrics

CHORUS(A)Why You Got A Beat On Up In My Bubble,(A)Up In My Bubble, Up In My Bubble.(A)Why You Got A Beat On Up In My Bubble,(A)Up In My Bubble, Your Asking For Trouble.(M)All These...Read Full Lyrics

Neptune is my king again His song, in the sea You're not gonna loosen me are you? You tie me to your love again As long as there's ever now rescue I need to bring you back again Y...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my son asked me today, "Is this another Vietnam?"I said, "Son, you know it's, well it's, no it's,hmm, go ask your mom."It brought back such precious memoriesOf my days in bus...Read Full Lyrics

There's this great Popeye cartoon where he gets inside of Bluto's shirt. And he's popping out of his sleeves going, "Here I yam, Over here, Yoo hoo!" And Bluto is confused - He's g...Read Full Lyrics

God made the world in seven daysWell, that’s one week to be specificNow, that’s what I call scientificSay Hallelujah, sing His praise Four thousand forty-two B.C.On Monday, Aug...Read Full Lyrics

Oh baby, looking at you tonightThere’s something I’d like to do tonightAnd I believe in Abstinence OnlyBut I don’t want to leave you lonely So abstain with me, babyAll night ...Read Full Lyrics

Every time we think about same-sex marriageIt makes us sick to our gutsI mean, two people who want to commit to a stableMonogamous life-long relationshipWhat are they, nuts?It's un...Read Full Lyrics