Piece Of Cake Lyrics

In a puddle by the trail Flips its tiny tail Just like a great big whale But smaller than a snail It's a pollywog in a bog Swims under soggy logs One day he'll be a frog Pollywog ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the perfect time of year Somewhere far away from here I feel fine enough, I guess Considering everything's a mess. There's a restaurant down the street Where hungry people lik...Read Full Lyrics

With each mistake, You either bend or break With every word I choose You only seem to bruise Powder blue always suited you, Or was your suitor too Until you're powder blue You're ...Read Full Lyrics

Just show me the venue When I'm on the menu It's personalized The life of the party I'm like Billy Barty But regular sized I guess I should explain: Your guests will go insane for ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm steve, and I'm ed, And we're barenaked ladies You're on a highway and roadrunner goes "beep, beep" Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Roadrunner roadrunner runs on ...Read Full Lyrics

Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece or was it in Grea...Read Full Lyrics

I'm well aware there's a bit of a problem Where is this thing that I call heaven? What is it doing here on earth? Who is this holding my umbrella? Who is this looking up your skir...Read Full Lyrics

It couldn't happen to a better man It wouldn't happen with a better plan While we were napping someone else began To rule the world with love It didn't happen to us overnight Just...Read Full Lyrics

I stopped into a club I thought I'd see a show Everyone was there At least everyone I know Their knickers in a knot Their hands upon their heart The best they'd ever seen The great...Read Full Lyrics

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts? I've been around the block, at least on my bike I was prepared for the news but not for A full-scale ...Read Full Lyrics