I've been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just wo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
I'm all freaked out
I'm all tweaked out
I'm being chased by insects
And I want to eat my cigarettes
I can't hang out
I'm all strung out
I've got to grab me by the throat
I've...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
There's some stuff on my shoe
That's got nothing to do
With the places you think that I've been
And the stuff on my breath
Isn't some kiss of death
From the people you think I've...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
I want it cheap, I want it now
I want it fast, and I want it with feeling
I want it deep, I want a vow
I want it to last, and I want it with meaning
I will come and get you in t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
Hello, Mr. Fussy
Hello, Mrs. Nice
Have you ever shared a bathtub
Full of beer and ice?
I know you want to
I know you can
Put down your children
And free up your hands
Come o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
I love your guts, I love your goo
Your ugly blood, your creepy heart
The heart that's true to me and you
I thank you
I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo
I love the blood that light...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
Well looky here now, my oh my
I got a bug stuck in my eye
I feel the chill right through my coat
I got a pill stuck in my throat
I'm a man, walking with a stick
I'm a man who l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
You said you like mixin' it up
I said I don't like to chat
You said you smoked the big kahunas
I said I'm not like that
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
Take off your mink coat, take off your muff
Get on the table and show us your stuff
Right here next to me
I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
A gin in my hand and your pretty l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies
Who put the doggy in the doghouse?
You did, baby - you did
Who put your granny in the granny house?
You did, baby - you did, baby
Who put the bad in the madhouse?
You did, baby - y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Crash Test Dummies