Play It Cool Lyrics

Hello Grampa, my old friend,Your busy day is at an end.Your exploits have been sad and boring,They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.When you're alone, the words of your storyWill ...Read Full Lyrics

No sports, no rock, no information,For mindless chatter, we're your station!...Read Full Lyrics

Sherri & Terri: At seven tonight the games begin,Bart vs. Lisa: who will win?Their father's fat and their mother's thin,And Grampa Simpson reeks of gin!Abe: Hey![sniffs himself] Th...Read Full Lyrics

Krusty:O say can you see,By the da da da light,What so proudly we laaaaah,By the aaaah aaaah oh...Shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.Oooooh......Read Full Lyrics

Homer: [funky calypso music]Under the sea,Under the sea,There'll be no accusations,Just friendly crustaceansUnder the Seeeeeeeeeeeeea!...Read Full Lyrics

Moe: Money gets you one more round,Drink it down,You stupid clown.Money gets you one more round,Then you're out on your ass!...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa: Lift me won't you lift meabove the old routineMake it niceplay it cleanJazzman!When the Jazzman's testifyin',a faithless man believes.He can sing you into paradise,or bring y...Read Full Lyrics

Martin: Hark to the tale of Nelson,And the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends,For years and years and years....Read Full Lyrics

Singer: Wounds won't last long, but an insulting songBurns will always carry with him,So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor,With this vengeful Latin rhythm.Chorus: Bu-urns!Sin...Read Full Lyrics

Maude Flanders: They say your folks can't pay the rent,So we're watching you by act of government.Ned Flanders: Well I don't know if the allegations are true,But you got us, and ba...Read Full Lyrics