Jazzman Lyrics

Martin: Hark to the tale of Nelson,And the boy he loved so dear...They remained the best of friends,For years and years and years....Read Full Lyrics

Singer: Wounds won't last long, but an insulting songBurns will always carry with him,So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor,With this vengeful Latin rhythm.Chorus: Bu-urns!Sin...Read Full Lyrics

Maude Flanders: They say your folks can't pay the rent,So we're watching you by act of government.Ned Flanders: Well I don't know if the allegations are true,But you got us, and ba...Read Full Lyrics

Sherri & Terri:Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell,(& their souls)Now he's going straight to -Hello operator, give me number nine,and if you disconnect......Read Full Lyrics

Apu: I'm Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club man,I hope I will enjoy my show......Read Full Lyrics

Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1-2-3,Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee.Both: Just don't look!Just don...Read Full Lyrics

Krusty: They bite!And light!And bite and light and bite!Bite bi-bi-yadda-yadda...You know what I'm talkin' about....Read Full Lyrics

Homer: Hey big spender, dig this blender,Rainbow suspenders, hey big spender!Citizens: We surrender!Homer: Speeeeeeend some dough at table three....Read Full Lyrics

(to the tune of "Staying Alive")Homer: Ah ah ah ah Table Five, Table Five,Ah ah ah ah Table Fiiii-i-i-iii-i-i-iii-i-i-ive,Table Five, Table Five....Read Full Lyrics

Hitch that team up, Jebediah Springfield,Whip them horses, let them wagons roll,That a people might embiggen America,That a man might embiggen his soul,His soul...His soul......Read Full Lyrics