Political Incorrectness Lyrics

Dog-tired Yeah, I'm wired Uptight-er than an a-string About to break Tail-draggin' A little ragged Hangin' by a thread That's startin' to fray Just in case there might be Little ...Read Full Lyrics

Something is wrong, but he won't say The way he's acting should give it away Stayin' out late not sayin' a word Silence says everything The sign posts they are red There's a rough ...Read Full Lyrics

Santa was down in Juarez on Christmas Eve Trying to take the toys to kids in need Slid down the chimney, there was the strangest smell He landed in the house of the local cartel T...Read Full Lyrics

Kevin: Hey, man, I just saw the new number one country music video today. Zane: Oh, yeah? Pretty good song, or what? Kevin: Ha ha. Well, at least the girls were really hot. Ke...Read Full Lyrics

Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro Well her name was Rita Flores Met her down in Matamores She was hotter than the Mexican sun She's one sweet Chicita My latino lolita I knew right then she h...Read Full Lyrics

Heaven sent an angel to me to save me from lots of misery She seemed to fall right out of the sky I caught her here in my arms Well, life was really peachy, things were really kee...Read Full Lyrics

Sunset by the lake, it looked just like a dream My world stopped on a dime when she hopped out of that jeep All my buddies said, "Boy don't waste your time "She's out off your leag...Read Full Lyrics

I was out drinkin' with my buddies Right after work, boots still muddy Did a shot then we shot the breeze Shot some pool, like we always do Everybody buyin' everybody rounds ...Read Full Lyrics

So bartender set me up with the triple crown Double ain't enough when I'm feelin' this down I'll celebrate the misfortune I've found With my own version of the triple crown Well I...Read Full Lyrics

I'd give the sun and moon just to hold you girl, I'd give anything, your the only one in this whole wide world Who makes me feel this way. You came to me just like you were An ange...Read Full Lyrics