Silly Billy Lyrics

I was getting dressed late one night Along came a spider and I got a fright Oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide...Read Full Lyrics

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the Sod the [Cho...Read Full Lyrics

Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue, But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do... Don't be a coward, don't be yellow, It always pays to be mellow, Stay c...Read Full Lyrics

[The Ashbrooke Launderette (You'll Stink, Your Clothes'll Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink)] I didn't have a spin dryer so I had to go He didn't have a spin dryer so he h...Read Full Lyrics

[Originally by Europe] leavin' together, still is farewell maybe we'll come back, to earth, who can tell guess there is no one to blame we're leavin' ground, leavin' ground will t...Read Full Lyrics

Long ago with vertigo, o, o He had a fatal accident The balance of barry's had went And nothing could prevent him falling off The bu, bu, bu bungalow The night was young and bar...Read Full Lyrics

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this young man pickin' on a guitar, playi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm always felling lonely I'm always feeling blue She was the one and only She said sheloved me too But now she's gone and left me Just like they always do Now I'm always full of m...Read Full Lyrics

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the nile It cos ten quid.. To get stuck inside A pppppyramid. I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleetho...Read Full Lyrics

I can't stop moping - I can't stop crying I just ain't coping - don't feel like trying "Don't ditch me," I cry, but this is her reply She said "Oi mush, you've got the push goodbye...Read Full Lyrics