Pop Hates The Beatles Lyrics

As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course. From beneath their windows came a noise That almost bro...Read Full Lyrics

Oh wait, wait wait, not , wait a minute! Hold it, I just wanna borrow some water. That's not water, that's scotch. It's almost water. You remember 'near beer'? This is 'near wa...Read Full Lyrics

You made the coat and vest Should fit me the best. You sewed the buttons strong. But Sam, you made the pants too long. Far from the Bronx I flew, Around the world to you, '...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello?) Is this 418-9749? (Speaking.) Sarah? (Yeah.) Sarah Jackman, Sarah Jackman, How's by you? How's by you? How's by you the family? How's your sister Emily? She's nice too. S...Read Full Lyrics

Once I had a secret code, Where A was B, and B was G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And U was I, and I was U. 87 stood for Z, And 2 f...Read Full Lyrics

I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the road And I have a case of samples Which believe me is a load Every night a strange cafe A strange hotel and then Early in the morning ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh salesmen come and salesmen go And my best one is gone I know And if he don't come back to me I'll have to close the factory Gimme Jack Cohen and I don't care Gimme Jack C...Read Full Lyrics

+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide. So wherever she wheels i...Read Full Lyrics

Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return. No casting today. Wait for the dialtone. Do not fold, do not bend. Do not open till Christmas. Open other end. ...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Mr. Bloom and I'm from New Rochelle And I sing this happy tune Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom Has landed on the moon My wife and I, we miss our littl...Read Full Lyrics