Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other Lyrics

Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return. No casting today. Wait for the dialtone. Do not fold, do not bend. Do not open till Christmas. Open other end. ...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Mr. Bloom and I'm from New Rochelle And I sing this happy tune Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom Has landed on the moon My wife and I, we miss our littl...Read Full Lyrics

In Sherwood Forest There dwelt a knight Who was known As the righteous Sir Greenbaum And many dragons Had felt the might Of the smite Of the righteous Sir Greenbaum I c...Read Full Lyrics

Skin You gotta have skin. All you really need is skin. Skin's the thing that if you got it outside, It helps keep your insides in. It covers your nose, And it's wrapped around your...Read Full Lyrics

Sorry 'bout that. All you say is "Sorry 'bout that." Yesterday you Broke my watch and Drank my scotch and Used my razor, Burnt my blazer, Incidentally Wrecked my Bentley, ...Read Full Lyrics

It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me. I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan, And I wouldn't put you on. My summer place is s...Read Full Lyrics

Featuring Debbie Reynolds Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes, They're not lady toes, they're men toes. And I keep them as momentoes, For I love them tenderly. All my hands are...Read Full Lyrics

That old back scratcher has me in it's spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch me...Read Full Lyrics

Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there. Looking...Read Full Lyrics

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, t...Read Full Lyrics