She's pushing 5 6
In her saucony kicks
She got lips like a sofa
And she's strunged out on soda
And the devil was a girl
And she wore a yellow tee
It would be a spitting image...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
You must be happy now I'm deaf to dial tones.
And your cool bangs have gone off with him.
And to me you say, "let's just be friends!,"
The four worst words in our language.
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Where they met isn't relevant,
So let's just say in the Wisconsin Dells.
They drove fast through everywhere except Ohio.
Because the cops there tend to cause a big fuss,
And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Dearest pretty pistol:
I'm afraid you can hold up mirrors to us
And there will be nothing there.
The planets swing and bob,
But we've been here since the start,
Watching y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Your super, you really are.
Just like your tee-ball trophy says, you've come so far.
It was just a matter, of a little time.
Before you've got the dog, the tots, the pretty wife.
T...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Thanks for coming out on such short notice.
We like your head shots, but your head could have been better.
Regrettably, you're not right for consumers,
So better (better) luck ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Beneath your thick skin, there must have been a creature
Controlling you like a marionette robot.
Or else how could you have said those things?
Or else how could I have stopp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
Ties shoes in double knots and prefers unhappy endings.
Dreams of flying over neatly-trimmed landscapes.
Hates the sunlight too.
When boarding airplanes,
Takes the aisle and k...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
The computer is on the fritz
I got a million hits, yeah
Somebody aimed for the door
Somebody called for the whore
Until the mainframe breaks again
And the good guys get the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom
In her youth she made tons of pence
Ghost-penning songs for big hair aristocrats.
Now she lies in a plush, velvet bed,
Shaped like a coffin and filled with bats.
And she is p...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Say Hi To Your Mom