Popcorn And Jellybellies Lyrics

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist ChurchI called the evangelist a stupid crucifuckReverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar languageHe told the congrega...Read Full Lyrics

Drunk driving is no jokeIt is no accidentDrunk driving can get you into a collisionIt can also get you killed for the gravediggerDon't drive drunkDon't drive drunkDon't drive drunk...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me anything and I won't careYou tell me that I'm socially impairedIt doesn't matter what you sayYour words don't mean a thing to me todayBut what can you expect from meI'm eve...Read Full Lyrics

Suck a hyena's ass Suck a racehorse's dick Suck a cheetah's ass Lick a horse's asshole Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Eat that mule shit Suck a snow leo...Read Full Lyrics

Met her last night at the partyShe won't remember meI don't know why I'm even tryingIt's all to plain to seeThat she doesn't even care about meOr the things I'd sayAnd even if I as...Read Full Lyrics

Play the rock guitar like a rock starRock the casbah like a hurricaneRock and roll is my music for a joyrideWhip that werewolf with a beltFeel the power of rock and rollFeel the po...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at The Metro About eight hundred people were at the rock show The jam session was awesome It whupped a horse's ass The Foo Fighters The Foo Fighters The Foo Fight...Read Full Lyrics

This van has some featuring optionsIt is a recreation vanI go across the city by driving around townI love driving this mean machineFord WindstarFord WindstarFord WindstarFord Wind...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus is keeping me on the roadI keep on movingI am cruising to the nearest topGood newsGood newsGood newsGood news is rock 'n' rollI speeded so fastI was moving at 90 miles per ho...Read Full Lyrics

Louie Griff killed Officer James DudleyHe shot him five times in the head with a .357 MagnumLouie Griff was arrested by the police for first-degree murderHe was taken to the metal ...Read Full Lyrics