Potty Training Song Lyrics

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before. Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo. So you try to change the station but it's playing on e...Read Full Lyrics

Women are stupid and I don't respect them That's right I just have s** with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals... What! Show me your genitals... Your genitalia! Show me yo...Read Full Lyrics

Britney, I can feel your sadness. The world is filled with madness, And everybody takes it out on you And there's nothing you can do but Girl I want you to know That I'm not one o...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro:] Yo! Uh! Motherfuckers out there be talking about started from the bottom, Starting with nothing, ha! Y'all don't know shit! That don't compare to the struggle I had to go ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up...Read Full Lyrics

It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'm gon' do 'em I'm gon' do 'em. It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'...Read Full Lyrics

It's your birthday today, What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain, That twenty-one years ago on this day, It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. An...Read Full Lyrics

(Dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *Sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake. J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? B: Well, I...Read Full Lyrics

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I ca...Read Full Lyrics

Why did you leave me girl I don't understand... Is it because I killed your dad... Oh it is Oh I guess that sorta makes sense So you wanna stay friends?...Read Full Lyrics