Professor Shaftenberg Lyrics

Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shoesize of the angel Shit! I liked him from the moment we didn't qui...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcementLadies and gentlemen, we are now enteringThe age of informationIt's perfectly safeIf we all take a few basic precautionsMay I make some observa...Read Full Lyrics

For the sensation of orgasm Civilisations must rise and fall For the sensations of orgasm We build the society of spectacle Oh these are beautiful powers And these are beautiful h...Read Full Lyrics

Seagull Screaming Kiss HerViolent Onshen GeishaElli Bitch in ZionThe most beautiful girls in JapanWith this national anthemThis patriotic songWe salute ShibuyaTokyo, JapanAll the i...Read Full Lyrics

The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one todayHe does not even read your paper anywayWe cannot guarantee he will appear at CannesAnd if he does he'll do no one-to-onesHe is asleepAnd wh...Read Full Lyrics

They have us tapedThey have us patThey are extraterrestrial, extraterritorialWhere did they come from? No one can sayOne possible explanation is that theyAre Space JewsJews from ou...Read Full Lyrics

I insert my (censored noun)Into your welcoming (omit)And ease it slowly downThe whole length of your (unfit)I begin to (taboo verb) youAs you gaze back with a smileWhich almost tri...Read Full Lyrics

I am cursed with a strange delusion:I imagine myself to beThe only creature in the world that desiresAnd reproduces sexuallyAnd everybody else is an amoebaA tapeworm, a eunuch or v...Read Full Lyrics

Lord, tell me how long it's going to take me to get famous?Will it take a week in vaudeville, a season in pantomimeTwo years on the West End stage, a decade or maybe more?Because I...Read Full Lyrics

Post morning, pre-mortemI promised the ghost of MeleagerI would marry DeianiraSo I went to Calydon where Oeneus was kingStopping to fight the river god Achelous on the wayI won whe...Read Full Lyrics