Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? Lyrics

What came first the chicken or the moron? I'd say the moron potty trained or not. I wipe your ass you scratch my back Go ahead and continue to Think about your genitalia But befo...Read Full Lyrics

Such and such a hero Has done so and so Dick mythology (dickology), Don't miss out Just an ambidextrous hunch Spawning an armless puppet child Skeptically in cahoots with Objectio...Read Full Lyrics

Wrecked 'em? I don't even know him Liaison for the nervous Your consensual embryo is revoked Leave your body out of this Passive aggressive bolts filled with anxiety Loosen amidst...Read Full Lyrics

Give back those dirty plungers The trumpet players can't bleed without them. The spinster mechanic is late to work No eat, no sleep, ect. Well what did you expect? Purple headed w...Read Full Lyrics

Cowboy lawman-found a cell Tore into it-as night fell Bankers kids are Getting bingo'd Smells like midnight's Cooked up a storm in here Leave those loose lips At home or at the Ru...Read Full Lyrics

What if I don't get a chance to go soon? What then? win win win win win win stipulation What then? Brains can't believe eyes, I just want the thing ...Read Full Lyrics

Stop talking politics Rephrase, Rephrase Hibernating phantom friend Witness, Witness There's a hotbed of isms around here All hail the chopper, The blitzkrieg, The tank, Never mi...Read Full Lyrics

Violent Huckster You're out of luck, sir Wire-tapped and Booby-trapped Wet nurse asks, "What's your amusement?" Wet dreams answer "Deadly powders, Napalm showers and Glowing cans....Read Full Lyrics

No man of cloth -gonna go through my wallet No mercenary -gonna make CIA ...mash ...food-on the few remaining molars ...hear ...flies-steaks are cooking, come inside Sinking in t...Read Full Lyrics

Want to stay young? Well abort now. Otherwise you'regoing to make A great dead cop. Bet you think you are going to change color Standing there on all four feet Getting licked like ...Read Full Lyrics