Pussywhipped Lyrics

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls But you never really know who's sucking on the other side Is it a ...Read Full Lyrics

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to know...Read Full Lyrics

Oh yeah Uh, sexy Oh yeah Delivering pizza on a Saturday night I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive I'm lucky that I left there aliv...Read Full Lyrics

Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again You'll never wink again Strike two, you touched my damn iPhon...Read Full Lyrics

Why in a world of ugly faces should I, be allowed to be so hot So many people without talent yet I was born with all the magical gifts I got The perfect body, the perfect face ...Read Full Lyrics

The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain but it thinks that you're being too mean And it don't have legs, which is sad 'Cause it can't run away when ...Read Full Lyrics

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like fil...Read Full Lyrics

Your beauty is deeper than the sea But you're still working on your abc's When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find Because you're beau...Read Full Lyrics

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the town...Read Full Lyrics

Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of the month a vagina bleeds Every man has balls filled with his seed Seeking out every hole is vagina greed She didn't want t...Read Full Lyrics