The Burden Of Being Wonderful Lyrics

[Verse 1] Every night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk And the walls were drenched in vomit spit And other peoples spunk And an endless line of 18 year old stripper ...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna make one thing crystal clear When I want an ice old beer Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" Those are the words that I wanna hear We'll get along - you will see F...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready baby? Wooh, ah yeah Extra Extra read all about it I wanna show you guys something new Now If your having trouble just getting a boner Here's something cool tha...Read Full Lyrics

The food will be great And the drinks will be free And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me The weed will be toked And Colombian coke Will be snorted off some stripper ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You really want me to be some other guy But I can't even try, cause that guy's a lie And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry So that guy should die, that fuckin' g...Read Full Lyrics

So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style The way chihuahua...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Nine in the morning, who's singin the blues In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as...Read Full Lyrics

I want you to know one thing You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah So if you want to keep being with me Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space Stop chasing...Read Full Lyrics

I want to tell you 'bout something fun So I wrote you this song If you've ever been to Disneyland You know the lines can be real long But I got a ride that the bitches love An...Read Full Lyrics

What is your philosophy of life? You know it's me Aw It sucks shit Heavy metal rules Heavy metal rules All that punk shit sucks It doesn't belong in this world It belongs o...Read Full Lyrics