Quack Kills Lyrics

In a crowd With no escape Is when I feel My privates wake! Got to find Some privacy Or they will see Me scratching me! [Chorus:] My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch '...Read Full Lyrics

My red nose the cause of all laughter Around here I am just a goddamn chaffeur Fucking Santa he's laughing he won't do a thing Choke on blood when you sing [Chorus:] My name is Ru...Read Full Lyrics

"For all you out there, who are dirty and weary. For all those out there, Smelling stinky and sour. For all you out there, who are in need of cleansing. I hope you're prepared, cau...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I get it You wanna run my life! Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass And make me your own satellite You bitch Why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough I could find a ...Read Full Lyrics

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! Wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you... STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your dam...Read Full Lyrics

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts." What if your hands were made of Hot Pocket...Read Full Lyrics

(Alex: Alex: Alex: alex! This is a slow song. You can do that in the next one) I'm looking at you After it's all over And I don't feel quite the same That look in your eyes Says y...Read Full Lyrics

This song is so heavy It makes you want to headbutt a mountain It makes razor blades taste like candy It makes you want to punch a tornado This chorus is nothing but growling Oooo...Read Full Lyrics

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing If you engage in spam There's something you should know That I will hunt you down And to destroy you! Bur...Read Full Lyrics

Follow me into the sun They're calling me into the sun Flow through the air, will you follow me there Follow me into the sun All of my friends will be with me again Won't you follo...Read Full Lyrics