Quit Your Job Lyrics

She used to tell me get up off your kneesCause Jesus wont' save you from meThe first time we kissed she put her hands on my hipsThis vow of silence she put her mouth on my lipsAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

I feel like shit, please let that car run into me,I know these feelings aren't based in reality.What should I care who my friends share company?My Least Favorite feeling has got to...Read Full Lyrics

Bikes are the most efficient machinery, we are doing you a favor, Share the road and start seeing bikesCause we are traffic but we're better traffic than youThe cops harrass critic...Read Full Lyrics

I can't do anything rightSo I count the nice things you've done for me tonight.Everyone's moved out, I'm aline in an empty houseI don't mind I'll pay the rent, I'm lying I do care ...Read Full Lyrics

If you want to get radio play then you write a radio songSell your het sex baby, you better make it quick ladyThe dyke rock scene is what you make of itIt becomes what you bring to...Read Full Lyrics

You cant' get a tattoo in MassachusettesYou have to go to New HampshireYou can't buy a dildo in NebraskaYou have to go to KansasAnd in Utah they water down the beerAll my friends f...Read Full Lyrics

I know you want to touch me and fondle me all dayI know you want to rub me, get me off in every wayNo I don't mind but I wouldn't wanna be your girl...Read Full Lyrics

Well you see I wanna sell a million records But my music sucks So what am I to do? They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead I have no talent but I bet that it's still tru...Read Full Lyrics

There's been some things that I've wanted to say a long time Nwver have I spent a day without you on my mind And I've tried a lot of songs and I need to try one that's new But I do...Read Full Lyrics

In a crowd with no escape is when I feel my privates wake! Got to find some privacy or they will see me scratching me! My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way dow...Read Full Lyrics