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Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She is a ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa's only s'pose to come once year ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] This first song is called "A World on Fire" Ahhh!! Ahhhhh!!! This next song is a little bit longer than that one It's really sad, it's about how sad I am, it's called "Sad"...Read Full Lyrics

I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it. I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it. I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom. But...Read Full Lyrics

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is ...Read Full Lyrics

I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening. You know, thought-provoking even. So I've gathered some here and these are ...Read Full Lyrics

We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", And we're back. Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates. Older tradition...Read Full Lyrics

Before YouTube I walked through life. And now I frollic. YouTube has been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcholic. Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid, That ...Read Full Lyrics

(My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time) My show is a little bit silly, and a Little...Read Full Lyrics

Lyrics I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" D...Read Full Lyrics

500% More Man Trk 19 Disc 2 2: 55 (Ellas Mcdaniel) Bo Diddley Bo Diddler - vocal & guitar, unk personnel Originally Checker single #1123, Recorded 1963 Bo Diddley Chess Box S...Read Full Lyrics