Rational Bohemian Lyrics

My manner is imperious, my logic is empiricalAnd I’m bad at being a girlfriend so I’m hoping for a miracleI fear your disappointment when I don’t turn out etherealThough eith...Read Full Lyrics

I slept in my car againLast night was the time of my lifeBut I'm still thinkin bout youYou called me yesterdayNow my head's filled with memoriesAbout you and me drivin in my car...Read Full Lyrics

Your suicide is fatalAll respect is stripped awayYou plunged her into anguishSalt water scars her faceYour suicide is fatalAll she believed is dead and gone That secreet that you h...Read Full Lyrics

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,Ray Reardon's haircut fallen from grace,Pointy sticks - they make him mad,'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.Spook, Perv, Snooker Hall(x4)Crowley once c...Read Full Lyrics

It's that time of year,It's time to go abroad,It's time to go on holiday,And visit Betty Ford's.Get some beers right down my neck,I'm gonna get right out of my head,I can't help it...Read Full Lyrics

Weebles wobble but they never down(x2)Weebles are round,Don't fall down(x2)Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble.Don't fall down....Read Full Lyrics

All year long we get a rough deal,Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields,Mowers in jumpers we're destined to beSlaughtered and turned into Big Mac or Wimpy.BaaaaLarry Lamb is God,Bug...Read Full Lyrics

When King Arthur sat down,On the river bank,He had a mighty vision,It really was quite wank.Lancer with your zancer(x8)Oi, Arthur,Come over here,Take this sword,Now fuck off.Now so...Read Full Lyrics

Too much, too highYou smoke, you die(x4)Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob,Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,You're in big troud ...Read Full Lyrics

Busy staining the glassBusy hooking up the reel-to-reels and eight-tracksHoping for something special insideSomething special on the outside looking back inA permagrinSpeaking as a...Read Full Lyrics