Ready or Not (So Ripe) Lyrics

For twenty odd years I have strummed on guitars Five thousand lost flat picks, four fingertip scars I must have broken a million g strings Picking and strumming, and playing these ...Read Full Lyrics

Your mother and I are living apartI know that seems stupid, but we weren't very smartYou'll stay with her, I'll visit youAt Christmas, on weekends, the summertime tooYour mother an...Read Full Lyrics

If the day off doesn't get youThen the bad reviewer does.At least you've been a has-beenAnd not just a never-wasAnd you know it's not a mountainBut no mole hill is this big.And you...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a vampire, babyWant to suck your blood tonightI'm a vampire, babyWant to suck your blood tonightYou know them white corpusclesThey make me feel alrightWhat type blood you got b...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in the old worldYou're in the newGonna pick up the phoneTry to get throughSeven hours and an ocean Between me and youGonna make me an overseas callA foreign languageIn a distan...Read Full Lyrics

You can keep my bicycle, all my records and tapesMight seem sentimental or sound like sour grapesSell my clothes and furniture or give 'em to the Goodwill storeI'm goin' overseas I...Read Full Lyrics

In this game you've got eighteen holesTo shoot your best somehowWhere have all my divots goneI'm in the back nine nowI got to move on down to that next fairwayUp to that flapping f...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder why you love me, baby I hardly love myself at all I think we're both a little crazy We need some therapy that's all I'll see a man, you see a woman You need a mom, I need ...Read Full Lyrics

Couldn't make the effort You couldn't talk the chit-chat At the dinner table you looked tired The soft candle light couldn't hide that. Your perfume petered out. There was a whiff...Read Full Lyrics

This song don't have a videoThis song don't have a videoThis song don't have a videoSo you'll just have to listenFocus on the audioThe visual is missing."How'm I gonna get it"Is pr...Read Full Lyrics