Reagan Sucks Lyrics

Reeko, try and understand It really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock So it's about time we stopped 'Cause I see the keg has been sucked dry...Read Full Lyrics

Stop! Have a beer it's on me Has anyone ever told you that you That you look like a star When you're sitting at the bar. So I drink, cause it makes me Happier than being alone. My ...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna send those welfare bombs right back to work Gonna start a war before anyone Start a dirty war in El Salvador Gonna start a war before anyone Gonna back the countries and up o...Read Full Lyrics

Wasting your life on the sidewalk, When you can be out on the street, dodging cars, As they go by, the wind goes right through you. Life on the edge of a razor, Never knowing when...Read Full Lyrics

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (That's big!) Skinny girl, eat some more food! Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak! Hollywood is...Read Full Lyrics

Know Gods, Know Masters Know how to live with magnificent disasters The shiniest cloaks must coveted daggers Know limits, know rules Know how to wield dangerous arcane tools Know ...Read Full Lyrics

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he, needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scaven...Read Full Lyrics

She had lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. She's got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee... Between 2 parked cars, On a we...Read Full Lyrics

It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don...Read Full Lyrics

A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't be quite as bright W...Read Full Lyrics