Reprehensible Lyrics

Cornellius cornellius, I miss you ape I miss you ape I miss your toffee cape I miss your toffee cape, cornellius, cornellius, you were my favorite ape I've got to get back to that ...Read Full Lyrics

In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme There's a place for those who love their poetry It's just across from the sign t...Read Full Lyrics

Were in a road movie to berlin Can't drive out the way we drove in So sneak out this glass of bourbon And well go We were once so close to heaven Peter came out and gave us medals...Read Full Lyrics

In a future time Children will work together To build a giant cyborg Robot Parade Robot Parade Wave the flags that the robots made Robot Parade Robot Parade Robots obey what the c...Read Full Lyrics

Dressed only in clothes From her head to her toes This is the way The talking part goes S-e-x-x-y More than enough Around the clock with nobody else S-e-x-x-y There she is Standi...Read Full Lyrics

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit And hangs around with me and my wife Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee And she stands beneath the mistl...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work Oh no, no, I never go to work On Mondays I never go to work On Tuesdays I stay at home On...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, there's the doorbell Let's see who's out there Oh, it's a seven Hello, Seven Won't you come in, Seven? Make yourself at home Hey, who's that other guy? Is that your friend the...Read Full Lyrics

Back in high school I knew a girl Not too simple and not too kind We both grew up, but I heard she'd changed From a new wave fan to another kind She thinks she's edith head But yo...Read Full Lyrics

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing He ask...Read Full Lyrics