Request For Masseuse Lyrics

Lately I've been gazing at stars Ohh, the wishes will only go so far I want someone to read my mind Ohh, to hold my hand and vaporize I teleport it's lots of fun Ohh, when i...Read Full Lyrics

I slept for eight hours and woke up tired Thought about my desires that I'm too nervous to try I looked in the mirror, some blemishes I can't hide I drank a cold glass of water ...Read Full Lyrics

When you're living life in total disarray Couch doubles as a laundry pile, 'til mom takes it away Half a dozen years in college: extended vacation stay When it comes to the rest...Read Full Lyrics

So you wanna tell me that I'm lazy? I'm really just your laid-back man So you're trying to find where the spark went? Well I'll get around to that when I can Take all my faults and...Read Full Lyrics

Promenade, the jogger Piece of cake, racquetball Hiking trip, the jogger Whole foods matching outfit Ford explorer, the jogger Water bottle, entertainment unit Retirement p...Read Full Lyrics

You know I've got an ugly twin He looks just like me, he's got a stupid grin He always follows me, he knows where I've been When he's around you know I just can't win I've got a na...Read Full Lyrics

I’ve been described as good Some have even said great What have I done To deserve such a fate It just sure seems to be Quite an easy bet Those we adore just haven't spill...Read Full Lyrics

I was a boy, spending nights kickin' life's big behind Yeah the only thing I had too much to spend was time Hospitals and funerals meant as much to me As rerun sitcoms blaring o...Read Full Lyrics

Vain in costume, it's so good to be me At least as long as i am looking like someone else It's true - not talking about you I'm trying to create a brand new state of being That...Read Full Lyrics

There's some cigarette butts in the street But the wind came and blew them all away There's a couple of ladies in the nail salon I don't think they have anything to say There's som...Read Full Lyrics