Sweat Beatrice Lyrics

Look you've got to understand it's just been me and Eleanor for 67 years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn't show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you...Read Full Lyrics

When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped and poked me good 'That' he said 'just me morning wood' A little tin soldier's marchin by S...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! N...Read Full Lyrics

[Richie:] "So ya doin' good?" [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" [Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." [Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, ...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gon...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi Transcribed by a fan "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [baseball ...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by rob schneider "and now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [lecturing] "zinc is by far the best element." "i also like plutonium." "it's just fun t...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay p...Read Full Lyrics

"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high ac...Read Full Lyrics

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations On your upcoming graduation and...Read Full Lyrics