Ride Like The Wind? Lyrics

"Mom and Dad buy me everythingI've got no worries, but lots of thingsAll I do all day is whineUntil I get what's rightfully mine"I love livin' in the suburbsI love livin' in the su...Read Full Lyrics

Can you believe these idiots? Look at all these chumps!They actually like our "music"!Man if this continues for a little longer,We're gonna be rich!I say we make some t-shirts and ...Read Full Lyrics

We'll be back, Chumps...If yer lucky.We'll be back, Chumps...If you all play nice.We'll be back, Chumps...In your dreams, fatso!We'll be back, Chumps...Count your blessings.We'll b...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! This is the story about The Center EX Home/Office Surge Supressor...You know what I think of what I think of high-tech protection, I think of The Center EX Home/Office Surge Su...Read Full Lyrics

You and me we come from different worldsYou like a lig a lug ligit nikner of my girlYou ma n crazay mil uh tay screw dryerYou like a digamurnigburfin other girl...But there's nothi...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking down the hall looking at the carpet one day and I thought,"Hey, what if I was a carpet? I think I'd be pretty angry!"I really feel sorry for carpetsThey get get walke...Read Full Lyrics

ANNOUNCER: We now join our hero Sandpaper Man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace... SANDPAPER MAN: Ahhh, what a great day! The clean air prov...Read Full Lyrics

Ooo ahh, yeah ahh, mmm ahh, yeah, ohskidley dah dah dahWhat a wonderful day, the suns out. It's like my heart's restored.Yeah ooh, fff oohLook at the trees the leaves are on them, ...Read Full Lyrics

Ah (singing) Ah (singing)I could see you'd never want to stayThe heroes will die off todayMaybe now the drama will arriveYou're sick of being in harms way It's over now so close yo...Read Full Lyrics

I talked one on one with the Pope todayAnd he's REALLY pissed offHe told me, and I quote,"I hate this fuckin' job..."He ranted on and on about how much he wishesHe could have lived...Read Full Lyrics