Surfin' Cow Lyrics

I will trim your fir trees And I will light your fire And I will wrestle alligators In your swampland of desire And I will come upon you Like lightning from above And I will plant...Read Full Lyrics

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other People, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're...Read Full Lyrics

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days...Read Full Lyrics

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go And not feel alone! Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland They're always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland ...Read Full Lyrics

After two years And two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still 'Cause we were giants in those days And I was always th...Read Full Lyrics

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those "ologies" But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in gravity I...Read Full Lyrics

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2) Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a ...Read Full Lyrics

I like to scream I like to yell That's 'cause I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yel...Read Full Lyrics

Out in the woods Up to no good I wanna make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke pcp I wanna make friends with the badger I mean it! I wanna make friends with t...Read Full Lyrics

We can stand naked on the corner of Main Street, baby, and Let everybody slow down and take a look You can drive your Cadillac to the library, baby, and maybe read the Last ten pag...Read Full Lyrics