Roadkill Lover Lyrics

I'm gonna show you how I flow, here we go, are you ready? To be taken to a land made of suit and confetti Where logic is illogical and often times fought Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout my ...Read Full Lyrics

In a store full of heath food you buy the crap Twenty little fixes of cancer in a pack With a college tuition's worth of taxes placed on 'em all Russian Roulette, you and the Surge...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Jay-Z's song "Hard Knock Life"*} [Chorus:] It's a Star Trek life for us It's a Star Trek life for us! Steadda work-outs, feed my gut Steadda drivin, beam me up! It's...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of BDP's song "South Bronx"*} Many people tell me this show is pathetic But when it comes on I shake like a diabetic TV tunes in and my brain tunes out And it takes ano...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' at home doin' nothing in particular Watchin' tv legs crossed perpendicular Tryin' real hard to retain my sanity When in walks the reason I gave up on humanity Five foot eig...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind He's a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks he's a s** god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized by fate His first name is...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Prazwell's song "Ghetto Superstar"*} [Chorus:] We are superfriends, fighting 'til the end With the Wonder Twins, yes we always win Come along with us, an adventure '...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I took a look at the state of hip-hop, and it made my jaw drop Ccause it's mostly just sloppy pop I've watched the quality drop over the ye...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you for your money and I thank you for your call Now let me gaze deep into my crystal ball And see what the future has in store for you I gotta concentrate to clearly let the...Read Full Lyrics

Things That Make You Go... I was at a club, sittin' with my friends Watchin' all the girls as they walked on through She came from behind put her hands on my eyes In a very soft v...Read Full Lyrics