Robert's Box Lyrics

She took all the pleasure and none of the pain All of the credit and none of the blame I came home to an empty flat She'd left me a note and taken the cat The cord that they knotte...Read Full Lyrics

For you (whose eyes were opened wide whilst mine refused to see) I'm sore in need of saving grace. Be kind and humor me I'm lost amidst a sea of wheat Where people speak but seldom...Read Full Lyrics

When you knew that I had given all the kindness that I had Did you think that it might be time to stop? When you knew that I was through That I'd done all I could do Did you really...Read Full Lyrics

Outside the gates of Cerdes sits the two-pronged unicorn Who plays at relaxation time a rhinestone flugelhorn Whilst mermaids lace carnations into wreaths for ailing whales And Nep...Read Full Lyrics

Weird goings-on at the county jailPrisoners reading the sheriff's mailHe's strapped down to a swivel chairTrying to swivel right out of therePin-striped sweet's in cell 15Convinced...Read Full Lyrics

Still scowling black Good Captain Clack Must eat his humble pie His bed is made The colors fade His eyes once wet are dry The naked muse Who sits and chews Tobacco off a tree Remov...Read Full Lyrics

Psychiatrists and Lawyers destroying mankind Drivin' 'em crazy and stealing 'em blind Bankers and Brokers ruling the world Storing the silver and hoarding the gold Ain't no use in ...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'I've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering' And though I said, 'You don't exist' She...Read Full Lyrics

It's not that I'm so cheerful, though I'll always raise a smile And if at times my nonsense rhymes then I'll stand trial My friends are all around me but they only breathe through ...Read Full Lyrics

Conquistador your stallion stands in need of companyAnd like some angel's haloed browYou reek of purityI see your armor plated breastHas long since lost its sheenAnd in your death ...Read Full Lyrics