Role Model Lyrics

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a...Read Full Lyrics

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, mic checkTesting one, two, um, twelveThis is my dance song, can you hear me?Alright, turn my headphones upMy favorite color is red, like the blood shedIn Curt Cobain's head whe...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask meAm I afraid of deathHell yeah I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shitLook...Read Full Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man)Round and round(As the world turns we all experience things in life)But I wish it would stop and let me off right now(Trials and t...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldNow you sitting in the corner cryingAnd now its my fault (My fault)I never meant to give you mushrooms...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,And are not necessarily the views of anyone.Howeve...Read Full Lyrics