Scienceless Lyrics

Fans of Shakespeare never clapFor spearholder #2Who stands behind the heroBecause nobody Because nobody handed him the clueThat it is never too lateTo be what you might have beenDi...Read Full Lyrics

I really want to be just like himCan't even count all of his friendsShaking hands, hugging, patting backs, "Man, how ya been?"I really want to be just like himHe's got to be a mill...Read Full Lyrics

You say that it's not your pointBut, I tell you that it is mineDidn't that guy say stick to the path?Didn't that guy say stick to the path?Pig with lipstick, medical mutinyPig with...Read Full Lyrics

Use your insecurityAs a plea for innocenceYou'll have to forgive meHypnotic bright shiny tellerI walked into the propellorIt's a loose foundationToo loose to stand sane onShatterin...Read Full Lyrics

When you get everything that you wantYou will miss wanting what you haveI will never, I could never beHappy with youIf you could never be happy without meYou're bluffing statistics...Read Full Lyrics

One second you're stuckBetween two proud parentsIn a studio audienceThe past widensNow you're memorizingDynasties of ChinaYou clean out a folderOf expired appliance warrantiesYou o...Read Full Lyrics

No more congratulations sexAny aging mascot would place that betNo more congratulations sexAged love sleeps heavilyI've grown unaware of your beautyThough nothing about you has cha...Read Full Lyrics

Participation unwittingHow I left, how you're callingTry to stay strong, rememberI am no longer the expeditorOf your dreamThe expeditorOf your dreamNow that the mirror has told meW...Read Full Lyrics

Caught your erratic eyeLooking at a ruby twice my sizeI was a corundum onceBut now I'm mineral-lessIn your eyesOr is it you?Or is it you?Or is it you?Or is it you?That has lost you...Read Full Lyrics

You think you look cute in your tin-plated suitYou don't need a can opener to get through to youThe wig hat on your head keeps your mind thinkin' straightYou're the duchess of "in"...Read Full Lyrics