Secret Handshake Lyrics

I hate the radio but I like FungusThe only punk rock station, it's humongusI think they just played Misfits' "Walk Among Us"Fungus 53...Read Full Lyrics

Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fightJamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysenteryJamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murderedJamaica'...Read Full Lyrics

No class, no job I'm just a victim of society, a slob No ass, no head I gotta go home and jack off instead No mind, no kind My brain is jelly and my memory is blind No way, no way ...Read Full Lyrics

On ya way to work and its all good The Traffic hits ya like you new it would You wanna scream but ya gotta Hold it back, hold it back Is it right if your mans coming home late Got ...Read Full Lyrics

Henry Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter, Condemned by every syllable she ever uttered. By law she should be taken out and hung, For the cold-blooded murder of the English to...Read Full Lyrics

Grade school sociopath...Teenage alcoholic...Fraternity date rapist...Company CEOKindergarten genius...Middle school punching bag...Jr. High school drop out...Federal institutionGe...Read Full Lyrics

No sleep 'til FuckneckvilleIt's kind of funny you may not realize it untilPhone call stop, can't get laidYou find out where the parties were some time the next dayOne way ticket to...Read Full Lyrics

Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive a...Read Full Lyrics

Don't want a theocracy Don't want to share my economy Fuck that shit about sea to shining sea I want out of the U.S.A. But i don't wanna leave C.A. Jonathan Christ said it best fir...Read Full Lyrics

Staying home is not really an option For alcoholics living in Manhattan Have you seen the size of John Bush's apartment? It's a bit smaller than a glove compartment For all my frie...Read Full Lyrics