I like dutyLet me talk about dutyWhy? Because it needs to get doneThis administration has failed to do itAnd now, we have an urgent dutyWe should do it nowDo it, and do it wellIf i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We want a podsafe Christmas songWe want a song that's safe to playDon't think us rudeWe don't want to get suedBy the thugs at the RIAAWe have been good the whole year longSanta don...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?When I'm sixty- when I'm sixty-four?Will you still need me? Will you still feed me?When I'm sixty- when I'm sixty-four?When I'm sixty...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I will clean up my toysI will brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before eatingI won't tease dogs - even friendly ones. I will avoid being...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Who knows how long I've loved you?You know I love you stillWill I wait a lonely lifetime?If you want me to, I willAnd if I ever saw youI didn't catch your nameBut it never really m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I woke up with a headacheSlept too late and my coffee turned coldNobody got me my breakfastMy eyes are tired and my body feels oldAnd no one seems to careI'm looking at you when I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you strongerBut if it kills you you'll be deadUse flourescent bulbs they'll probably last longerBut the buzzing sound might hurt your headThere's ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We used to have such a good thingBut we were doomed from the startIt's a crying shame, the way things fall apartI know you think that it's overYou're always telling me soBut I neve...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I want to be a rock starWhen I was born I was a young boyNow I'm grown, I am a old boyI live in this town, I love itAnd there's nothing you can do to change itI'm a rock and roll b...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
O'Hare is nice this time of year
I check my bags and find my seat and buy a beer and settle in
Such is my life here on the road
Now my seat back is up, tray table stowed and there'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton