Selfie#theinternetisforever Lyrics

Well, I won two dollars on a scratch off ticket, So I went back to the counter and I bought two more with it. And I won ten bucks and that was just right, So I bought a six-pack an...Read Full Lyrics

I can picture you the day you were born Baby girl in your mama’s arms, destined for great things Crazy thing bout an angel like you All the things you know how to do And yet the ...Read Full Lyrics

She moved into my old apartment That's how we got this whole thing started She called and said that I had mail waiting there for me I told her that I'd come and get it How could I ...Read Full Lyrics

I called to say I'm working late tonight To cancel our dinner date But she just said that's alright And just like that she made some other plans Saw a movie with a couple friends H...Read Full Lyrics

She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She'...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth Why did I do what I did I should'a known better than to lie But it's too late and so tonight I'm Sleepin' on the foldou...Read Full Lyrics

You may think I'm wrong for you And you're wrong for me To look at us on paper I would have to agree It could have been the moon light Or it could have been the wine But the way th...Read Full Lyrics

You used to say you wanted someone to know you inside out And as I look back on things well congratulations baby Somebody knows you now All of this time you told me you wished tha...Read Full Lyrics

In the hills of Georgia, at a modest home Lived a sugared-up beauty queen garden gnome (Here comes Honey Boo Boo) She’s sing a song, whistle a tune, Make ketchup s’getty with h...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a sm...Read Full Lyrics