The Ballad Of Honey Boo Boo Lyrics

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a sm...Read Full Lyrics

When your wheelhouse is the land of cotton, The first time you leave it can be strange, it can be shocking Not everybody drives a truck, not everybody drinks sweet tea Not everybo...Read Full Lyrics

Finally got that promotion I worked hard to get One that came with a company car When they gave me the keys They said son you can bet Keep it up and you'll really go far But what ...Read Full Lyrics

Surf the web Turn on the news Same old story Everyday Hateful words That we all use So much anger So much pain I don't know If you believe in Heaven I don't know If yo...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em Chorus I took out a pol...Read Full Lyrics

Now there are men who make history There are men who change the world And there are men like me That simply find the right girl In that very moment, it all became clear What I'm m...Read Full Lyrics

Thirty-six, thirty-two, blue cut, with a skull ring Three stained bleach spots, and a whole in the knee You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders She'll just have to re...Read Full Lyrics

O they tell me of a home far beyond the sky O they tell me of a land far away O they tell me of a home where no storm clouds rise O they tell me of an uncloudy day O the land of t...Read Full Lyrics

To the teller down at the bank You're just another checking account To the plumber that came today You're just another house At the airport ticket counter You're just another fare ...Read Full Lyrics

I remember trying not to stare The night that I first met you, You had me mesmerized, And three weeks later, In the front porch light, Taking 45 minutes to kiss goodnight. I hadn't...Read Full Lyrics