Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-from-Hollywood Overture Lyrics

This town This town This town we're in is just a Sealed tuna sandwich with the wrapper glued We get a few in every tour They're always such a fucking bore I can't wait till we blo...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town Is a sealed tuna sandwich Sealed tuna sandwich With the wrapper glued It's by baloney on the rack It goes for 40 cents a whack It's just a place for us to play ...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna Sandwich With the wrapper glued (WITH THE WRAPPER GLUED!) It's by baloney on the rack Rant-tant-tant Tant-tant-tant Tant-t...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) All my family, From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come out here to Californy, Just...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan:Went on the roadfor a month touring. What a drag...You gotta goeven if you'd rather be at home.Flaked outin Hollywood.drove to Inglewood and then we dum...Read Full Lyrics

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl? HA HA HA HA...HA HA JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even like! H...Read Full Lyrics

Centerville A real nice place to raise your kids up Centerville It's really neat! Churches Churches And liquor stores...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:200 Motels200 Motelshan toon ran toon ran200 Motels Jeff Simmons:I'm stealing the towels....Read Full Lyrics

[Jeff:] Han-Min-Noon-Toon Han-Toon-Ran [Good Conscience:] No, Jeff! [Jeff:] Rantoon, Rantoon, Rantoon, Frammin, Hantoon, Rantoon, Hantoon, Frammin [Good Conscience:] No no no! [Jef...Read Full Lyrics

Mark Volman:Penis dimension. Howard Kaylan:Penis dimension. Everybody:Penis dimension is worrying me.I can't hardly sleep at night'Cause of penis dimension Do you worry?Do you worr...Read Full Lyrics