[Did you hear about Travis?]
[No, What?]
[I heard he's been hooking up with a teacher!]
[NICE!]
And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
'81 was the year shit hit the fan in a major way
A sad day for aspiring artists
Almost 20 years after the fact I'm still on my hustle
Diggin' graves for aspiring artists
Pushing da...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
[Verse: One]
I'm like nine minutes away from finishing my nine hour shift
And wishin I was gone nine hours ago
Cause nine hours wasted, tossin back of this chicken
I coulda written...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
(Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1. Action!)
Bartender!
"Yeah I hear your wise ass, give me a minute."
I'm trying to get this round over here.
"What do you think I'm just working...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
(I think we're ready for eh, the second installment of the Sloppy Love Jingle. Roll it. Action!)
Ok, continued
What's next upon the menu?
Hmm, maybe I should crack a joke
Attack a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
Today I wasn't even gonna take a shower
And then I got a call sayin' that my cousin died in a fire.
So I washed myself for what seemed like three hours
In tears and rusty water.
I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
When I close my eyes that's when she appears
I grab her by the thighs and I pull her near
But to my surprise it's just what I fear
Cause when I turn on the lights there's no one th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
My heart's a stereo
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low
This melody was meant for you
Just sin...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
The bombs been detonated
I'm just waitin' for an explosion, I was just waitin' on 2nd and it was time for me to close in on 3rd
With blurred vision and in, precisely placed slurred...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes
I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab
She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab
Before she left she made a dashboard confessional
And spilled her guts in cursive...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Gym Class Heroes