Showertime in the Slammer Lyrics

I heard you sold the Amazon To show the country that you're from Is where the world should want to be For fine something all people need I'm faithless now though we win Every time...Read Full Lyrics

Ain't we all the stars Ain't we all the stars Playing the leading part In our own soap opera? Sherry shampooed 'til she got her own chair Now she's playing shrink to every head of...Read Full Lyrics

When you took me home You knew who you were taking Not some Debbie debutante standing in an apron Frying up your bacon My house and my mouth and my mind get kinda trashy I've neve...Read Full Lyrics

Twenty-eight, shouldn't look this old But the last ten years sure took their toll On the girl in the picture with the plastic crown That sea queen dress wouldn't fit her now Like i...Read Full Lyrics

No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks And we might be laughing but it ...Read Full Lyrics

You can come over You can sit on the back porch We can take a walk When it gets colder You can climb in my car Yeah, we can talk Sit up all night if you like I just can't let your ...Read Full Lyrics

Mama got a call from the Principal's office "Better get down here fast 'Cause Mandy passed out when her water broke in the middle of geometry class" Her mama didn't know she was ni...Read Full Lyrics

She's got three kids, no husband She's two weeks late on last month's rent She's waitin' on the child support He keeps swearin' that it's coming But if she knows him, she knows wh...Read Full Lyrics

It's time to say goodnight to the nightmare as it gently falls asleep. Another restless night, another show plays in my head. It seems to never end. Another hopeless plight, anoth...Read Full Lyrics

You’re talking about queue jumpers: “They’ve gotta wait in line”But when you came here as a convict, that was fucking fine? I don’t think that you understand your actions...Read Full Lyrics