Shy Kind of Guy Lyrics

Mussolini was a-shavin', whistlin' Tarantella, Stalin was keeping eye on barbeque When their fish line bell started to jingle, Mussolini caught a-nothin', Stalin caught two Y...Read Full Lyrics

I got a passport officer This time you ain't getting what you want This time you're doing only what you must This time you're doing only what you must Where is your friend no...Read Full Lyrics

Back when I was young and crazy, as they sayBut sure, I worked pretty hard, yeahStole some money from my mom, and I hit the road to LeningradI get stopped on the next train stop, i...Read Full Lyrics

You and I resemble god made by him to come after him everything in us resembles god except for one thing Everything in us resembles god except for one thing. Everything in ...Read Full Lyrics

And so I married a Chinese lesbian She was 45 years old She needed bad to stay in the country And I needed bad her dough So I became her Greencard husband And she became my ten gr...Read Full Lyrics

Ah here he comes, he comes, here he comes a-courting To put all the Don Juans to shame There'll be cadre dance for all the beautiful and homely No one will slip away From a spi...Read Full Lyrics

I am so glad you stayed true to your obsessionsAnd filed the rest of questions under falseI am so glad you never took their offersI am so glad you never returned their callsHey dar...Read Full Lyrics

Here he comes right to your houseNot through door, right through the wallHe's a nomad and intruderSpilling merry on your floorWhat will now happen?Well it already did!And the table...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I confessI had myself a good laughRemembering times ofMy provincial naiveWhen I was readyTo break horns of all the cowsJust to establish myselfAs non-conformingWell, time has...Read Full Lyrics

The noise in this joint is unearthlyAnd soon I awkwardly say"Oh look, there it is, my whole life in a ashtray"I can go back to her that wayBecause in blue darkness of the nightShe ...Read Full Lyrics