Single Life Lyrics

Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fetch me ...Read Full Lyrics

Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? I saw you kissing him on the fourth of July Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes? Why you going out with that gold's gym guy? ...Read Full Lyrics

We lived on Holliston Street in the sixties We didn't need much back then, just a smile And daddy would sing And buy us ice cream And we would listen Uncle Louie would come over f...Read Full Lyrics

My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said Eeek! a boy! get out before I cal...Read Full Lyrics

Houses of the holy Was an album by led zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on cd Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed to...Read Full Lyrics

Sure as I was borne in ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you...Read Full Lyrics

My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-w...Read Full Lyrics

My carphone's on the pill, and my girfriend's got call waiting Satan's in the bagels and my toaster's masturbating My computer has hard drive, and my disk is always floppy My xerox...Read Full Lyrics

I sit here all alone And I'm feeling green I press play on your Goddamn phone machine His nasal whine Follows me through the door His teeth are so nice They'd look good on the floo...Read Full Lyrics

I knew a man who came down from kentucky And everyone would whisper, boy he sure is lucky He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at stuckey's He rubbed somebody the righ...Read Full Lyrics