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There was a girl, we'll call her BettyAnd a guy. Let’s call him Neil.Now, I can't stress this point too stronglyThis story isn't real.(...)Now our Neil must decideWho will be the...Read Full Lyrics

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touchSoon they'll grow up and resent you so muchNow they're yelling at you and you don't know whyAnd you cry and you cry and you cryAnd you ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him upAnd that's how we get hamburgers.Nowwwww chickens!...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes men love womenAnd sometimes men love menThen there are bi-sexualsThough some just say they're kidding themselvesLa-la-la-la-la-la......Read Full Lyrics

Now grandma's a person who everyone likesShe brought you a train and a bright shiny bikeBut lately she hasn't been coming to dinnerAnd last time you saw her she looked so much thin...Read Full Lyrics

You don't have to be awake to be my manAs long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.Though we just met the other dayThere's something I have go to say......Read Full Lyrics

My favorite shoes so good to meI wear them everydayDown at the heel, holes in the toeDon't care what people sayMy feet's best friend, pals to the endWith them I'm one hot chickyTho...Read Full Lyrics

New York City has no powerand the milk is getting sourBut to me this is not scarycause I stay away from dairy...Read Full Lyrics

They'll be times when you get olderWhen you'll want to sleep with peopleJust to make them like you...But don't.(Chorus)cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Everybody...Read Full Lyrics

My mother's ashesEven her eyelashesAre resting in a little yellow jarand sometimes when it's breezyOr if I’m feeling sneezyAnd now I......"excuse me!! excuse me!!Yeah noisy boys!...Read Full Lyrics