Slogan For a Safer Tomorrow Lyrics

It happens to everyone,it is the one pure sign.Undeniable proof, satan has touched your heart.Sticking out like a sore thumb,except this time...it's wrinkled.Pruney fingers!(x5)...Read Full Lyrics

I dine alone or with unknownsWalking forever, I need no restNeed just one thingthat you possessYou'll give it to meThere's no escapeIt's your fleshthat I ate...Read Full Lyrics

Petting zoo in your own backyardHillbilly hick's paradiseCharging $1.50 an ear splatterIt'll try kick and run, but it's tied downand you've got your gunWhat a man!Planned to rob th...Read Full Lyrics

Flooding the gates,attracting attention,the boss gettin' away.Piles of wasted clipshitting nothing in the process.One shot from you, they're down.Send them on a job,foiled by an 8 ...Read Full Lyrics

It doesn't matter where you live,we're coming for you.Board the windows, gather supplies,have hot, passionate, good-bye sex.It won't matter.Ohio, Virginia, New Jersey, Georgia, Pen...Read Full Lyrics

I thought you wanted morePerhaps a box of animal crackersYet, this is all that you wanted as I should have knownI sent them first class, straight from me, they're non perishableTha...Read Full Lyrics

Hit the deck, here comes a drive-byThere's a woodpecker going to town on the shinglesGary jammed his arm in the wood chipper againThe salesman at the door has a motorized knockerYo...Read Full Lyrics

Pull down that hood, you'll offend that horse!Can't tell the difference between you and your wife!How are those hourly beatings you receive?Less orgasmic than what you used to give...Read Full Lyrics

Standing ankle deepIn an endless kiddie pool from hellShaking harder than a quadriplegic stripperThere’s no disability pay in that line of workTraded a trident for a forkNow look...Read Full Lyrics

One time Dave Mustaine was in MetallicaThen people remembered JFK got shotAn LSDer just gave me my first orgasmAfterwards I went out back andBuried her corpse under the carnationsF...Read Full Lyrics