I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
I crawed in the window got inside she kicke...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Well it seems to me that this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killing goin' on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my problems are all gone
N...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I woke up this morning and I sliped down in the shower
Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour
I didn't have time for breakfast so I walked right to the door...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back
Watching them peckers try to get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well she fluffs me u...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Our work day's done.
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pub.
It's Happy Hour.
If we get bombed.
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am.
Those chicks right there
Don't...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I've been married nine years
That's one story
My wife has been through everything
I've learned some shit bout marriage
Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother
If y...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
We were young when we first met,
And I wont ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then,
Little did I know my life had change forever
Inside of you my angel had to be...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
On the first nite in the tittie club
We were checkin out all the chicks.
There were black ones and white ones,
Bruinets and blondes,
Look at the size of the red heads tits.
The fir...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
I went to my neighbours yard sale,
To see what I could fine.
I find me and old pair of underwear
Hanging on a clothes line.
I ask an old woman in a lawn chair,
How much you want fo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer
(big titties and beer)
Huntin' two legged deer
(titties and beer)
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Rodney Carrington