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(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too Beca...Read Full Lyrics

Hobo songs and railroad gin Alcohol evaporates through skin One gift Sugar blue I feel his kiss in your angry eyes To find hello when you say goodbye One gift Sugar blue Holding ...Read Full Lyrics

Refrain: I found love on a lonely highway (2x) I was blind, and I could not see Somebody was blowing her horn and looking at me She said: Pull over, I wanna talk to you It's seems...Read Full Lyrics

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer miles ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I went out last friday night with lil Mary Anne She said please stay til mornin and she grabbed me by the can She layed a big one on me, woo, suprised me with her tongue But h...Read Full Lyrics

Elf: woooo somebody done been to the Walmart Jeff: Man this is just the stuff I got for Christmas Elf: Well you cleaned up watcha get? Jeff: 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud ti...Read Full Lyrics

Somebody done gone to the Walmart Man this the stuff I got for christmas Well you cleaned up what ya get 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some p...Read Full Lyrics

Greetings y’all And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them For the butt whopping they are about to receive The Olympi...Read Full Lyrics

Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and I have got a wonderful woman that I am totally committed to Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You ever see those dead p...Read Full Lyrics

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler, The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys, I was camped out on my o...Read Full Lyrics