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[PROF. JONES:] Good evening. One of the main elements in any assessment of the medieval open-field farming system is the availability of plough teams for the winter plowing. Profes...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lo...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand French francs in my fridgeI've got lots of lovely LireNow the Deutschmark's getting dearerAnd my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn bridgeThere is nothing...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

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The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]):KING ARTHUR : Graham ChapmanPATSY : Terry GilliamGUARD #1 : Michael PalinGUARD #2 : John CleeseMORTICIAN : Eric IdleCUSTOMER : John Cl...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed ahead, Mr Cohen!Up, up, up your premium Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up, up, up your premium (And balance the books)Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!)Up...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskinReminds me of your smileI've had ballanital chancroidsFor quite a little whileI gave my heart to NSUThat lovely night in JuneI ache for you my darlingAn...Read Full Lyrics