Spam Song Lyrics

The most interesting thing about King Charles the First,Is that he was 5'6" at the start of his reign,But only 4'8" tall at the end of it.Because ofOliver Cromwell, Lord Protector ...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another oneHere it comes againHere comes another oneWhen will it ever end?I know whatever it isI've not seen one beforeBut here comes another oneAnd here comes a bunch o...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio.I bet you they won't play this new ng song.It's not that it's or controversialjust that the ng words are awfully strong.You can't...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam ...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver,Muddy knees have got me all aglow,Muddy knees have sent me for a paper,To a newsstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

And now i want to turn you to Sumeria,...787(music begins)(Horn Blows)Hello? ......Hello?! Hello? Who is it?It Is King Arthur and these are my knights of the round table,whose cast...Read Full Lyrics