Spam Song Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes another oneHere it comes againHere comes another oneWhen will it ever end?I know whatever it isI've not seen one beforeBut here comes another oneAnd here comes a bunch o...Read Full Lyrics

A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,And Mozart don't go shopping no more.You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,And Elgar doesn't answer the door.Schubert and Chopin used to ...Read Full Lyrics

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!Lovely Spam! Wonderful SpamSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amSpa-a-a-a-a-a-a-amLovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew,... grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be-- grew up to beA boy called 'Brian'A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms... and legs... and hands... an...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here , what's life all about?Is God really real , or is there some doubt?Well tonight we're going to sort it all outFor tonight it's the meaning of lifeWhat's the point ...Read Full Lyrics

Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yerYou're the Doctor of my dreamsWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stareAnd your machiavellian schemesI know they say that you are very vainAnd ...Read Full Lyrics