Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Almond Joy's got nuts
Mounds don't
Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate
Coconut and honey nuts too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Your sports team is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We're gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively
Our stat...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs
[Random Voice #1:] Spatula City
[Random Voice #2:] Spatula City
[Announcer:]
A giant warehouse of spatulas ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light
Right, yeah, if n...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know!
Don't know,...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I starred in every high school play
Blew every drama teacher away
Graduated first in my class at Juilliard
Took every acting workshop I could
And I dreamed of Hollywood
While I rea...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sa...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Where'd you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can't relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are kil...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[are:] Hey Lucy, I'm home
[L:] Oh Ricky, you're so fine
[L:] You're so fine you blow my mind
[L:] Hey Ricky, hey Ricky
[are:] Oh Lucy, you're so fine
[are:] You're so fine you bl...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic