Spider Pig Lyrics

Marge: A-hmm. Today's special is Springfield Soul Stew. We sell so much of this, people wonder what we put in it. Well, we're gonna tell ya right now. Hmm-hmm. Gimme about a hal...Read Full Lyrics

Springfield, Springfield! It's a hell of a town! The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down! The stray dogs go to the animal pound! Springfield, Springfield! Springfield, Spr...Read Full Lyrics

[Shary Bobbins] In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... [Barney] Buy me a beer just two bucks a glass C'mon help me I'm freezing my...Read Full Lyrics

Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive. Smells like a steak and seats thirty five Canyonero... Canyonero... When it goes real slow with the hammer down, Its the country fried...Read Full Lyrics

They fight and fight and bark They fight and fight and fight and bark Fight fight fight woof woof woof The itchy and scratchy And poochie show...Read Full Lyrics

Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet, and never bitter Help us with maths and book reports [Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts [Lisa] Bart! [Bart] Just cuttin' ...Read Full Lyrics

Dough, the stuff that buys the beer Ray, the guy that sells the beer Me, the guy that drinks the beer Far, a long way to get beer So, I'll have another beer La, I'll have another b...Read Full Lyrics

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back th...Read Full Lyrics

So you like it this way? Indubitubly! Around the house, I never lift a finger, As a husband and father I'm subpar I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year I'm happy with...Read Full Lyrics

Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, Monorail, Mr Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's future...Read Full Lyrics